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Sam Morse

Man Stoked To Finally Get Shot With Buddy’s Ex

JACKSON, Wyo. — A local Jackson man found renewed romantic purpose Thursday after making plans to “Netflix and chill” with a mutual friend’s freshly minted ex-girlfriend. Citing Tinder as the platform that prompted the morally-questionable rendezvous, 26-year-old ginger Cory “Dirty D” Walker fought off criticism from his social […]

Squaw To Build Wall — Says Mt. Rose Must Pay

KINGS BEACH, Calif. — The foundations for a North Lake Tahoe showdown were laid Thursday, when Squaw Valley announced their intention to build a wall across Nevada’s Highway 431, while also insisting that Mt. Rose resort will be responsible for financing the construction.    In a delicately-worded marketing […]