Tag: ski bum

Man Hospitalized After Contracting Peter Pan Syndrome

MOUNTAIN TOWN, USA — A new study commissioned by the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention indicates that Peter Pan Syndrome, the condition best known for afflicting 20-to 40-year-old males in American ski towns, is becoming exponentially more common. The landmark study, published Thursday in the medical journal […]


Mom Says ‘Fuck It,’ Reveals Kids’ Dirtbaggery at Upscale Brunch

MARTHA’S VINEYARD, Mass. — A wealthy mother suffered a social shaming Wednesday after she was forced to disclose her two 20-something adult children are complete dirtbags. Using euphemisms such as “living the dream” and “30 is the new 20” to describe her kids’ lack of financial and professional ambition, 57-year-old […]